Friday, December 28, 2012
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
THE YULE LOG CAKE
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As a first class curmudgeon, it falls on me to tell you how much it disturbs me that YULE LOG CAKES are commonly decorated with candy mushrooms. Why is this disturbing? Well, mainly because these cake generally look like big logs of crap.
It isn't really appetizing to me. If we are talking about magic mushrooms, well, that's different. Those are supposed to sprout from piles of cow shit. In any case, any log related cake should not be festooned with fake mushrooms dusted with cocoa powder.
Think I'm kidding? Well, feast your eyes...
Think I'm kidding? Well, feast your eyes...
Friday, December 14, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012
10 THINGS TALLER THAN TOM CRUISE!
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1. THIS TAPEWORM
2. THIS FISH
3. THIS HERO SANDWICH
4. THIS LED LIGHT STICK
5. THIS GIRL'S HAIR
6. THIS TABLE
7. THIS BONG
8. THIS IPAD CABLE
9. THIS DUDE'S MOUSTACHE
10. THIS HOCKEY STICK
Monday, December 10, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
WARHOL'S CHILDREN
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Check out this online magazine called Warhol's Children. It's very funny and informative.
http://warholschildren.me/
HOBBITUS VOMITUS
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Well, it would appear that Peter Jackson's new Hobbit trilogy is causing some viewers to puke from the 3D motion and the 48 FPS that spools twice as fast as a regular movie.
There is nothing worse than going into a movie theater to the smell of freshly mopped vomit. You know that smell. It's a mixture of Pine-sol, bile and parmesan cheese. It will be interesting to see if this epidemic is an isolated issue or if the puke fest will continue when the film opens later this month.
One solution might be to not see it in 3D, but if the frame rate is the problem, well, you might be shit out of luck. Best to be prepared. Popcorn buckets make good vomit receptacles.
Well, it would appear that Peter Jackson's new Hobbit trilogy is causing some viewers to puke from the 3D motion and the 48 FPS that spools twice as fast as a regular movie.
There is nothing worse than going into a movie theater to the smell of freshly mopped vomit. You know that smell. It's a mixture of Pine-sol, bile and parmesan cheese. It will be interesting to see if this epidemic is an isolated issue or if the puke fest will continue when the film opens later this month.
One solution might be to not see it in 3D, but if the frame rate is the problem, well, you might be shit out of luck. Best to be prepared. Popcorn buckets make good vomit receptacles.
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