50 SHADES OF FLAY

PEANUTS WITHOUT SUBTEXT 12-26-12

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FREEBIRD!

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THE YULE LOG CAKE

As a first class curmudgeon, it falls on me to tell you how much it disturbs me that YULE LOG CAKES are commonly decorated with candy mushrooms.   Why is this disturbing?  Well, mainly because these cake generally look like big logs of crap.

It isn't really appetizing to me.  If we are talking about magic mushrooms, well, that's different.  Those are supposed to sprout from piles of cow shit.  In any case, any log related cake should not be festooned with fake mushrooms dusted with cocoa powder.  








Think I'm kidding?  Well, feast your eyes...

THIS SUMS UP TODAY

PEANUTS WITHOUT SUBTEXT 12/13

WHY THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED

10 THINGS TALLER THAN TOM CRUISE!

1. THIS TAPEWORM

2. THIS FISH 

3. THIS HERO SANDWICH

 4. THIS LED LIGHT STICK

5. THIS GIRL'S HAIR

6. THIS TABLE

 7. THIS BONG

 8. THIS IPAD CABLE

9. THIS DUDE'S MOUSTACHE

10. THIS HOCKEY STICK

GEORGE LUCAS, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

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WARHOL'S CHILDREN

Check out this online magazine called Warhol's Children.  It's very funny and informative.

http://warholschildren.me/

HOBBITUS VOMITUS

Well, it would appear that Peter Jackson's new Hobbit trilogy is causing some viewers to puke from the 3D motion and the 48 FPS that spools twice as fast as a regular movie.

There is nothing worse than going into a movie theater to the smell of freshly mopped vomit.  You know that smell.  It's a mixture of Pine-sol, bile and parmesan cheese.  It will be interesting to see if this epidemic is an isolated issue or if the puke fest will continue when the film opens later this month.

One solution might be to not see it in 3D, but if the frame rate is the problem, well, you might be shit out of luck.  Best to be prepared.  Popcorn buckets make good vomit receptacles.