CULINARY DEVO: THE HOT DOG STUFFED CRUST PIZZA

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If you're like me, you wonder who comes up with this stuff.  I imagine it's some fat, trailer trash family filling out suggestion cards and sending them into Pizza Hut.

Of course, that would be silly.  No, the truth is, the hot dog stuffed crust pizza that Pizza Hut is currently offering to residents of Great Britain was probably the result of hundreds of hours of focus groups and testing.  All of their best people labored endlessly to arrive at the same the conclusion they knew before they started.  The average consumer's taste is in their ass.  

Before you complain that this culinary abomination is not available in your town, just wait.  I have every confidence this pizza will be offered on Pizza Hut's website very soon.  If not, they are missing out on a large quadrant of the crap consuming world.  

And if you just HAVE to have this thing, you can make one on your own.  I've even provided some DIY pictures to get you started.  And, yes, you should be ashamed of yourself...