RUSSELL BRAND DROPS OUT OF KATY PERRY

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Jesus loves me, this I know...

British actor and comedian Russell Brand filed for divorce from pop singer Katy Perry, his wife of just over a year, citing irreconcilable differences.

"Never had one FORRRRMAL LEEESSSON!"

I don't mean to sound flip, but--

Brand is a self-confessed, recovering sex addict and Perry has the dubious distinction of being called Katy "Cocktease" by critics who find it hard to reconcile her oversexed public persona with her staunch Christian upbringing.  On paper, it's hardly a match made in, er, heaven...

So are we to assume that he wanted it all the time and she wasn't in the business of giving it up?  Who knows?  One this is for sure, it's a great excuse to bust out a few sexed up pictures of her.

Am I doing it again?

You can't fault Russell Brand for trying, however, as preacher's daughter's worldwide have a reputation for being ripe fruit, bursting with wild, sexual abandon. So, it might come as a surprise to you that Russell was the person that filed, not Katy.

Some people are even saying she was blindsided by the decision.

Wait, really?!  But I have -- these!

Still, no marriage -- no relationship -- can be sustained under the white hot lights of the entertainment industry. Non issues can become staggering problems overnight.

Don't make me choose between you and guy-liner. 

Both people work often and far away from each other. Anyone that has worked in hollywood knows that a different set of rules apply when it comes to relationships. And those rules have precious little to do with accountability.

Don't be sad.  They'll remains friends.  I know that's true because I read it in a press release.

And press releases don't lie.  Ever.