Today, I have made a small list of things that need to go. They've outstayed their welcome. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
|I'm a meme.|
3. The Alpine Stair Lift. "I was living in half my house!" This advertisement drives me crazy. Am I saying that disabled people don't have a right to go upstairs? No. I just don't want to see your ads anymore. I don't know how much these things cost, but the best testimonial you can come up with is a man that says, "The Alpine Stair Lift is definitely less expensive than moving." Guess what? A lot of things are less expensive than moving. Sex change operations are less expensive than moving.
|The river is not rising.|
5. Phone Books. Please for the love of god -- stop making them. No one uses them, they pile up outside of apartment buildings and houses. Why has this been allowed to continue? I can't remember the last time I used a phone book to look up a phone number. I'm pretty sure I was using a payphone at the time and they've since become extinct except for prisons and crack alleys.
I will update this list from time to time. I encourage others to share their ideas in the comments section.