This has nothing to do with how good it tastes -- or bad. It's just a bridge too far and everyone knows it. Like it says in the good book. A man shall not lay with macaroni and cheese as he lays with breaded fish sticks.
I feel like this takes us back a few steps. Not so far back that we're eating our own shit, but you know -- close to that. Maybe you think the idea of deep frying cubes of butter and Twinkies and Snicker's bars is fantastic, but that isn't helping your case. It's out of step with evolution and therefore shall be categorized as -- CULINARY DEVO.
Here, I can prove it. I found an expert witness to support my claims.