Ah yes. The hipster finger mustache. This was popular and clever and now it has to stop.
In fact, it's given rise to a number of variations that neither make sense, nor express any real cleverness IMHO. So, what are these other hipster offenses? I've broken them down into categories.
If the work I do means anything, it's that hipster behavior is an abomination and must end before it dilutes culture into a cake of uncooked ramen noodle.