SPLENDA WITH FIBER?

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Wait.  Hold the phone.  Nobody saw this as a bad idea?  No one saw that a large cup of strong coffee and a dose of fiber should not go together?  Wow.

I get it.  Maybe some of you -- most of you -- aren't getting enough fiber, but you know, sometimes you need to use a scalpel to solve these problems and not a sledgehammer.  

The makers of Splenda know their product already produces an ungodly amount of ass mustard.  If they insist on adding fiber to their product the least they can do is include a roll a toilet paper.