Tuesday, December 20, 2011

THE PEDICURIOUS CASE OF JONAH LEE TROUTMAN

 

Jonah Lee Troutman -- a homeless man in Tampa, Florida -- recently used a stolen credit card to buy himself a pedicure.  Not food.  Not drugs. Not booze. Not cigarettes. A pedicure. He said he found the credit card lying on the ground and that it was "a gift from god." Unfortunately, when he tried to pay for said pedicure, god bitch slapped him.  The card, it turns out, was declined.  

He was subsequently arrested and charged with illegal use of a credit card and petty theft.

As for his feet?  We may never know...

A composite of the alleged feet.

1 comment:

  1. I hear he's hacking into Paypal accounts.

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