|Jesus loves me, this I know...|
|"Never had one FORRRRMAL LEEESSSON!"|
Brand is a self-confessed, recovering sex addict and Perry has the dubious distinction of being called Katy "Cocktease" by critics who find it hard to reconcile her oversexed public persona with her staunch Christian upbringing. On paper, it's hardly a match made in, er, heaven...
So are we to assume that he wanted it all the time and she wasn't in the business of giving it up? Who knows? One this is for sure, it's a great excuse to bust out a few sexed up pictures of her.
|Am I doing it again?|
Some people are even saying she was blindsided by the decision.
|Wait, really?! But I have -- these!|
|Don't make me choose between you and guy-liner.|
Don't be sad. They'll remains friends. I know that's true because I read it in a press release.
And press releases don't lie. Ever.